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Timestamps:
00:00 – Kate Middleton has cancer
02:14 – Trump wants Harry deported
07:20 – MTG wants a new House Speaker
13:47 – Bryan Johnson wants his own country
19:53 – The Curse of the Colonel
27:50 – Reggaeton Be Gone
30:14 – Another slavery education fail
36:16 – Headlines
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Sources:
• Kate Middleton
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/princess-kate-middleton-cancer-chemotherapy-absence-royals-uk-rcna144671
• Trump wants to deport Harry
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-suggests-prince-harry-deported-drug-use-rcna144105
• MTG already wants a new house speaker
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/22/us/politics/greene-oust-johnson-spending-bill.html
• Bryan Johnson
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13214693/bryan-johnson-biohacker-anti-aging-nation.html
• Colonel Sanders statue
https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20231106-japan-baseball-fans-leap-into-river-as-curse-of-the-colonel-lifted
https://www.asahi.com/ajw/articles/15204594
• Reggaeon Be Gone
https://english.elpais.com/technology/2024-03-17/an-invention-to-silence-reggaeton-with-artificial-intelligence.html
• Slave master school assignment
https://wjactv.com/news/local/school-apologizes-assignment-asking-5th-grader-pretend-to-be-a-white-slave-master-conemaugh-township-somerset-parents-reaction-
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You guys doing the voices of Trump & MTG, simply amazing! You 2 continue to impress w/the scope of your talent. Kudos, as usual. 💙
Like anyone in the Trump family have any room to talk about using drugs
If Dump plans to deport Harry he should deport himself for being an idiot and doing a few drugs himself.
Lol I remember I had to make a plantation layout as if I owned it, for us history I put mine at the most southern part of Georgia (since this timeline was before Florida was a part of the US) and I put my slave quarters in a beach front property
The Nine-banded Armadillo, Dasypus novemcinctus, introduced to Florida in the early 1900's, is found statewide in areas with dense ground cover and sandy soil. Armadillos are now found in uplands throughout Florida, except in the Keys and parts of the Everglades and Big Cypress swamp.
Nice deep cut of a shirt Eliot! Lemme get some of that BUTTE JUICE
There’s a reason why it’s being meme-ed as brexshit
Can confirm brexit was a fat missplay
The 🍊 should be deported… Doesn't he have more important things to worry about 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Is Ricky crazy? Yes. Are there armadillos in Florida? I don't know but could be since Florida is a magical place like Willy Wonka's factory.
Why do we always roleplay slavery, BUT ALSO seems we always say white kids pretend youre slave owners and black kids go work the field.
My school we roleplayed being first generation immigrants trying to ration our food and goods on ships. It was like even older Oregon Trail. Funny enough born and raised Oregon, school didnt have us play Oregon Trail.
In the past we were certain that advances in biological technology would protect society from preventable diseases. Oh but wait, stupidity has proven more resilient than that. Ooops!
I guess MTG will keep getting rid of Speakers until she is the one who is voted as speaker. Well, as long as the Repubnuts keep burning down the House. Our only hope here is if Canada invades us and gets rid of the MAGA clan.
Curious ive gone back to just over a year of video and i cant find one video of Trump wearing a wedding ring, didnt know there was a divorce!
Congratulations to Jared Kushner on officially becoming the worst "Jared" in history.
There aren't any armadillos in New Mexico
All my KFC curses gone
Nah, you can keep him, USA.
Please remember that Princess Kate is a human being, one with fear, having to deal with her children and numerous daily pressures to deal with. Royal family or not, being told she has cancer will be devastating and she deserves every privacy on this matter. Having a lapse of judgement or being silent is very normal in this confusing situation. Letting others know is just good PR, but that is a far second consideration in this situation. The media is just being terrible by probing, insinuating and speculating. You guys are enablers for these paparazzi. Have you guys not learnt anything after partially being at fault for killing her mother-in-law! Have some introspective and let them just be in this time of need. The royals are people not your performing monkey! No you are not entitled to anyone’s private lives just for your entertainment and curiosity!
All over Florida
Posting for algorhythim
The Trump Cancer has spread throughout the world.🇺🇲💙🇺🇲
I want trump deported.
Brexit messed up the UK. People were lied to and misled. Fortunately, it’s not as bad as Trump.
He married an American, just like his last two mail order brides
Nah, everyone was being weird about Kate Middleton, not the other way round, everyone is quick to shitpost and meme these days about everything.
Deport the royals to Australia. Full circle